Blogging is for losers
On Monday night Marty had a bath. While Marty was batheing I watched Hotel Babylon in his lounge room. Sometimes when Marty feels dirty he likes to have a bath and get rid of all the dirt. Sometimes I wonder whether or not Marty has a rubber duck and If he doesn't have one would he like one(?).
On Tuesday night Marty played a computer game where you shoot other things. His player was called Spike and he started to yell out his name when Spike was dying. Sometimes Marty is sad. Marty made me some tea - Marty likes tea but not just 'English Breakfast' tea because he has refined tastes. Sometimes Marty gets angry when the tea isn't right - "milk in first or milk in second?" he thinks to himself. Marty gave me a chocolate muffin and made me watch rovelive on Tv. Marty didn't have a bath on Tuesday night.

On Wednesday Marty had to get up early because he was getting his hair cut. I got my hair cut on monday - sometimes I think that Marty likes to copy me. He once got his hair cut exactly the same as me. I wonder whether Marty had a bath on Wednesday or if he just felt like a shower. Sometimes Marty finds it hard to choose between a bath or a shower.
Sometimes Marty likes to laugh. He is a funny boy. I think Marty just had a shower today but I don't really know. Sometimes Marty likes to be funny when he is on the phone and he will just play music and be silent - so then the person he is on the phone to is silent as well. THen when Marty picks up the phone again he says "WHAT" really loudly.
Marty is funny. I wonder whether Friday is bath day?
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4 Comments:
No wonder people are always asking me whether you two are dating.
Does he bathe after riding past your house 16 times a day on his bicycle? My enjoyment of this post would have been improved had you mentioned this.
This is probably the most sexually explicit post i have ever read
You do have a crush on Marty don't you?
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